Whatever happened to fair dealing And pure ethics And nice manners? Why is it everyone now is a pain in the Ass? Whatever happened to class? Class. Whatever happened to Please may I And Yes thank you And How charming? Now every son of a bitch Is a snake in the grass Whatever happened to class? Class. Oh, there ain’t no gentlemen to open up the doors, There ain’t no ladies now there’s only pigs and whores And even kids’ll knock you down so’s they can pass Nobody’s got no class! Whatever happened to old values And fine morals And good breeding? Now no one even says oops When they’re passing their gas Whatever happened to class? Class. Oh, There ain’t no gentlemen that’s fit for any use, And any girl will touch your privates for a deuce And even kids’ll kick your shins and give ya sass Nobody’s got no class! All you read about today is rape and theft Jesus Christ, ain’t there no decency left? Nobody’s got no class! Every guy is a snot Every girl is a twat Holy shit Holy shit What a shame What a shame What became of class?